Tum jab aaogi to khoya hua paogi mujhe,
Main likh du tumhari umar chand sitaro se
Kuch To Sharaphat Seekh Le Ishk Sharaab Se
Khushiyaan kya hotee hamen nahin pata
Jo Tune Diya Use Hum Yaad Karenge
Banta :- santa, agar tu raaste se ja raha hai
santa :- yaar ek savaal poochhoo?
banta apane motee beevee se kahata hai.
Teacher: jara a b ch d sunao..
santa tv ko paanee me daal raha tha ki banta puchha
banta :- yaar santa ye 10 + 10 kitana hota hai ???
Banta: – yaar santa, mai ek cheez bahut baar notis kee hai
Santa aur banta 8th mein aathvi baar Fail Ho gaye
